PINATA PINATA

November 23, 2010

So, it’s a friend’s Birthday today, and while looking for a funny birthday image to include in a group email, I stumbled across a gold-mine of mildly-amusing. So, Happy Birthday!

(PS. this is an artist who makes a piñatas to look like YOU.)

The world’s happiest butterfly.

 


The Giant Andy Warhol Head Piñata

Lastly, we have the never-before-seen “Water-Balloon-Piñata”, brought to us by ZiggityZoom.com.
This way, instead of MESSY candy, your children can enjoy a nice face-full of refreshing water that smells like the inside of balloons! (To go along with that face-full of plastic bat they’re probably also going to get.)

:-& Dave

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Morning, Monday!

November 22, 2010

actually it is around 1:30 p.m. Also I went to the delorean concert last night so I am about 70% zombie right now.

 

found this rug though.

 

 

I want it.

 

:-&Dave

www.damnyouautocorrect.com

-Danny

You don’t need this.

November 16, 2010

but look! It’s FREE!

So Hyattokun sent me this website, and I thought it was ridiculous enough to share. It’s sort of like if Ebay and the free-shit-section of Craigslist got drunk one night and had a terribly-designed/hard-to-navigate lovechild.

If I had to come up with a list of the world’s most hilariously useless things, however, this website would be my first stop.
Please enjoy the following compilation of my favorites. (PS. i’m super bored. obviously)

PLEASE NOTE the girls play purse with MYSTERY BONUS!

:-& Dave

Bored? Listen to a movie!

November 16, 2010

www.listentoamovie.com

:-& Dave

EDIT: This kind of looked like an advertisement.

Happy Monday!

November 15, 2010

Mshini Wam!

:-& Dave

The Future is Now

November 14, 2010

hell yeah fly rad – mike

mind tricks – mike

Penguin Cafe Orchestra

November 9, 2010

Describing how the idea of the Penguin Cafe Orchestra came to him, Jeffes said:

In 1972 I was in the south of France. I had eaten some bad fish and was in consequence rather ill. As I lay in bed I had a strange recurring vision, there, before me, was a concrete building like a hotel or council block. I could see into the rooms, each of which was continually scanned by an electronic eye. In the rooms were people, everyone of them preoccupied. In one room a person was looking into a mirror and in another a couple were making love but lovelessly, in a third a composer was listening to music through earphones. Around him there were banks of electronic equipment. But all was silence. Like everyone in his place he had been neutralized, made grey and anonymous. The scene was for me one of ordered desolation. It was as if I were looking into a place which had no heart. Next day when I felt better, I was on the beach sunbathing and suddenly a poem popped into my head. It started out ‘I am the proprietor of the Penguin Cafe, I will tell you things at random’ and it went on about how the quality of randomness, spontaneity, surprise, unexpectedness and irrationality in our lives is a very precious thing. And if you suppress that to have a nice orderly life, you kill off what’s most important. Whereas in the Penguin Cafe your unconscious can just be. It’s acceptable there, and that’s how everybody is. There is an acceptance there that has to do with living the present with no fear in ourselves.[1]

i’m digging it – mike

WTF Toy Story?

November 8, 2010

Apparently someone at Pixar decided it would be a cool idea to make  a series of vinyl toys out of the characters from their latest feature, “Toy Story 3”. Unfortunately, they decided to paint the lovable characters on fucking weird ass bear shapes and the result is fucking terrifying.

NOTE: Even the bear shaped one looks fucked up on the bearshaped toy.

 

wtf :-& Dave
(PS. Click here to buy your own fucked up bear shaped animal that is a human/not-bear)

 

EDIT: So after giving this a second glance, I realized that the bear-shape that I’ve been referring to is actually supposed to be mouse-shaped. Mickey-Mouse-shaped. Then, I surfed the website in search of a Mickey-Mouse-shaped toy that was actually painted to look like Mickey Mouse. This is the closest thing they have.

 

WTF?

:-& Dave

 

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