Sleepin’ anywhere

June 28, 2010




January 4, 2010

Yeah I don’t know.



December 23, 2009

These are the instructions that came with a trouser hanging system my dad bought. I had him scan it so I could keep it with me always.

:-& Dave

Long, I know, but worth it.
Also, they make kinda awesome tunes: WHY.MUXTAPE.COM

Like this:

They even give you the tools to make one.




American Food and Drink Days

Damn, we missed Shrimp Scampi day. There’s always next year…


Fuck you, Penguin

March 21, 2009


Honestly, Axolotl, if you don’t stop existing right now, I’m going to tear my eyes out and then eat them, in the hope that this would somehow be so traumatic that I would never have to think about you ever again. You might finally put the whole intelligent design argument to rest. (Does anyone really want to think about God doing acid?) On the other hand, I can’t possibly think of an evolutionary reason for you to look so ridiculous, you amphibious motherfucker. Are you trying to blend into a Keith Haring painting?

It’s pretty funny.



February 13, 2009

No explanation needed.


England is totally not with the times on naming roads and towns.

“It’s pronounced ‘PENNIS-tun,’ ” Fiona Moran, manager of the Old Vicarage Hotel in Penistone, said over the telephone, rather sharply. When forced to spell her address for outsiders, she uses misdirection, separating the tricky section into two blameless parts: “p-e-n” — pause — “i-s-t-o-n-e.”

I mean, dang.

I mean, dang.

Read the NY Times article here. It’s pretty funny.


My professor showed my class this.

Video games are kinda retarded.


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